Okay, apologies, but I'm likely to be about to take up a chunk of your day again. We all saw the Star Wars prequels and we all had our thoughts on them. But this guy couldn't keep it in. He was so offended by the Phantom Menace that he felt motivated enough to analyse what went wrong which ended up taking as long as the film itself. It's not simply bile-spewing, this is a logical, down-the-line take on the Phantom Menace according to Harry Plinket.